Amazingly Incompetent Generosity

This guy also recieved a $50,000 bonus for "Best Smile."

This guy also recieved a $50,000 bonus for "Best Smile."

List of bonuses given to AIG executives Sunday:

  • $40 million for remaining employed despite incompetence.
  • $10 million for dressing themselves for a week straight.
  • $20 million to be put toward tinted windows when the public finds out about the bonuses.
  • $30 million as a reward for being rewarded.
  • $60 million because they can.

Three cheers for bailouts in action!

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One response to “Amazingly Incompetent Generosity

  1. I have a bad feeling it’s worse than you think.

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